It’s just that…well, Toopweets cut two teeth, said three new words, and learned to walk, all in the space of twenty-four hours.
Toopweets' subtitles: "Dog dog! Dog dog! Hooray! Hi!" And please note: In real life, I don't actually speak the way I do here. That's my supa special, high-pitched "I'm speaking to a baby" voice. You like?This whole “baby” thing?
It’s going too fast.
In point of fact, one could say that I don’t even have a baby now, but a toddler. Who is toddling. Everywhere. In a now-bipedal fashion.
Do they have pause buttons? Or something?
Because (aside from all the usual, sappy mom reasons) if the following video is any indication, I’m actually quite scared of the next milestone.
(The link won't embed properly here, but you MUST go check it out. Credit for the find goes to my friend Ari.)