A Brief List of Bedtime-Delaying Excuses Recently Utilized By My Son, Bedtime Delaying Master.
This cup isn't a good cup.
What time can I get up?
I need you to tuck me in.
Tuck me in like a caterpillar.
Why are my ears so wiggly?
My teeth aren't sleepy yet.
I have to peeeee!
I guess I didn't have to pee.
I don't think it's dark yet.
Can I play with my bubble gun in the morning?
I wasn't making noise, I was being a lying-down robot.
Why do pirates have to go on treasure hunts?
I love you, Mommy! Can you come back and give me 100 kisses?
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Okay, hit me, you all. What are your kid's/kids' most creative excuses (and can they top "my teeth aren't sleepy yet")?